Monday, June 23, 2008

OH SHIT!!!!

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "oh shit"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha hilarious.

Anonymous said...

"OH SHIT!!!" ya mate.. thts the right response to that.. :D hehe

Scrumps said...

Lol!

Dili said...

Just what exactly were you doing on that weekend away??

Thackshila said...

he he..

Dili - well I did tell u that I have plenty of body aches and had to boil some venivelgeta!!! LOL..