Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."!!!!
Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
6 comments:
oh so much for just a rib mate... ;-)
ha ha.. talk about it... we've got what we deserved bro..
Hey, that's rude!!! ;-)hehee
Anywayz, it's so nice to see you back!!! Don't disappear again!! :-)
he he... come on now.. and I'll try not to.... :P
Ha ha! Good one! :) We definitely got what we deserved...
Eh, men can be tight bastards sometimes :D This just proves it!
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