Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a "man about town" so to speak, but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When Pedro was undressing Maria said:
"Oh Pedro, what is that?" Pedro being very quick thinking said:
"Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these."
And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Maria was happy.
The next morning Pedro went off to work as usual. When he returned home that evening, Maria was on the front porch obviously upset about something.
"Pedro, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he had one, too." Thinking fast, Pedro said:
"Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my very best friend. I had two of them. So, I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those." Maria being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night.
Pedro went off to work again the next morning and when he returned home, Maria was very upset, stamping her foot on the porch. Pedro said: "Maria, what is the matter now?"
"Pedro, you have given Gonzalez the best one !!"
7 comments:
i read this one last week..:) good one huh..:)
The moral of the story is. “Let woman to fuck other men. But don’t put your cock in jeopardy”
ya ya....
how can you share wht you eat. the min another man puts his hand on my plate i'd throw away the food man. :D
Agree man. The problem with Pedro is that he made a mistake there.
ah ya... well so much for his tatic :D hehhe blonds are blonds aint they....
Good for him for trying to show off.. specially when he has nothing to!!!!
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